I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone
(via thebootydiaries)
the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders
I gotta delete my blog for good
(via thebootydiaries)
I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes
(via thebootydiaries)
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete