wasted youth

my bio was the same for 7 years but it doesn't apply to me now

doucheboob:

I hate when people ask me why I drink so much water like damn bitch I’m tryin to drown myself what u think leave me alone

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shezasag:

annieclarq:

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

I gotta delete my blog for good

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beforerains:

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

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thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

thebootydiaries:

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn’t I a better parent

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